Thursday, February 3, 2011


There is an army of whores--cyber-whores, to be precise--and they are harassing me.

Last week I got at least ten friend requests from "girls" on Facebook. You know the type. Their photo makes them look like college-aged, slutty, party-hungry nobodies. A name you don't recognize. No mutual friends.

Today I discovered yet another comment on this blog that was blatantly generic--something like, "This blog has lots of information and I feel a certain way about it so keep it up" with a link. God, I hate those. If it is a real person, they need to make a comment that has a reason for existing. Say something. Opine.

But no.

Yesterday I got two cyber-whore requests. I don't know why I'm suddenly the target of all of this attention, but I've never been before. Do your research, girls. I'm into boys!


Back to work today, since I haven't heard otherwise. It only took them until 6 last night to plow our lot. Not like anyone might have had anywhere to be while it was still light out or anything. Note sarcasm.

But we're out now. And if I get home and someone has stolen my parking spot, I'm going to hunt them down and make them move, since we worked so damn hard to clear them out.



Bryan Ochalla said...

Ah, you've got to love cyber-whores. I get a lot of those comments and requests, too. What's up with that? How many people fall for such things? I'm sure I don't want to know.

Anyway, best of luck at work and especially returning home tonight! I sure hope you don't have to hunt down any parking-spot stealers! :)

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Thanks! Nah...things were mostly fine.

Bryan Ochalla said...


Anyway, hopefully the days of those whore-ish comments/e-mails/requests are now behind you :)

Adorably Dead said...

I wish I got the attention of whores. :p Send them to me! lol. I would tell you to block them, but there's like 50 more where one of them came from.

Viewtiful_Justin said...

True story. And...I don't think you want these whores. They've probably got something.

Adorably Dead said...'re right. I do like my whores on the cleaner side, lol.