Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Silly Wordplay...

Excuse me for the moment. I was thinking about this during my morning shower, and I thought I needed to share.

Maybe you'll wish I hadn't.

But. In either case, this is best read aloud.

What do you call something that belongs to Johann Sebastian?


So, a container that belongs to J.S. would be?

Bach's box.

And if, somehow, that container was a pugilist?

Bach's boxing box.

Okay. You still with me?

Now. What if that pugilistic container belonging to J.S. had a compulision to burst into song while hammering away at his opponent--what would that be?

Bach's singing, boxing box.

And...if they had an unexpected breakout success of a variety show, what would the headlines read?

Bach's Singing, Boxing Box Sings!

Alright. I'm done now. Thanks for indulging me in my ridiculous English moment.



Roia said...

I hate to admit it, but I had to giggle. But then again, it's also past my bed time. Thank you for the pre-snooze chuckle.

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Hey, I do what I can!

Melissa Blake said...

I'll have you know I was grinning from ear-to-ear in the library as I read this. I think a few people gave me strange looks, but whatever. :)

Viewtiful_Justin said...

I hoped someone would get a kick out of it. I sure did.

Argent said...

As a fully paid-up member of the species Homo Ludens, I loved it!

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Good! I'm glad to hear it!