Excuse me for the moment. I was thinking about this during my morning shower, and I thought I needed to share.
Maybe you'll wish I hadn't.
But. In either case, this is best read aloud.
What do you call something that belongs to Johann Sebastian?
So, a container that belongs to J.S. would be?
And if, somehow, that container was a pugilist?
Bach's boxing box.
Okay. You still with me?
Now. What if that pugilistic container belonging to J.S. had a compulision to burst into song while hammering away at his opponent--what would that be?
Bach's singing, boxing box.
And...if they had an unexpected breakout success of a variety show, what would the headlines read?
Bach's Singing, Boxing Box Sings!
Alright. I'm done now. Thanks for indulging me in my ridiculous English moment.