Yesterday the UPS guy came into the bank, and I got all excited. No computer.
Then the supplies delivery guy came in and I thought he was FedEx. No computer.
Then FedEx actually came in, and I was absolutely giddy! No computer.
What the fuck, Apple? You said Thursday. You're really trying my every last nerve. I'm one afternoon and a glass of wine away from calling you up and chewing some nice customer service agent a new asshole until you sweeten the deal with something to make me happy. First you're late. Then the computer is gimpy. Then you connect me to someone who has a thick accent, which I don't mind terribly unless she's so quiet I can't hear her and she's trying to give me return shipping instructions. Then you're late AGAIN!
I'm seriously about to make some Applesauce.
Out
Is this gonna be the one that kills me?
1 day ago
1 comment:
You can always hope for Apple Crumble! Seriously, how hard can it be to get a new computer? Hang in there, dude!
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