Friday, October 23, 2009

It's a destiny!))

I awoke wondering what to post about, only to find this in my Xanga inbox!

My name`s Cynthia
I really feel shy, but I have to tell you, Viewtiful_Justin, that you`r just so cool... It was a wonder to find ur profile but now I am sure it`s a destiny!))
You are so pretty... but I am sure that in ur real life u will excite me more and more, again and again!! -))

I would like to get closer 2 u, Viewtiful_Justin!
This site removed my pictures... (
so the most interesting and hot photos I hosted here:
Viewtiful_Justin, I think you`ll like them and will write me something 2 begin our thrilling challenge :)!!!
love you honey :))

Hmmm. I wonder what, exactly, our "thrilling challenge" is. Perhaps a woman's feeble attempts to come on to me? Perhaps a computer's feeble attempts to get me to look at straight porn and, thus, infect me with some horrible virus? It would be a thrilling challenge indeed to try to get rid of that!

How come none of you tell me "you'r just so cool" or "in ur real life u will excite me more and more, again and again!!-))"?

You're failing in your duties, people, and this mongoloid had to do it for you. Shame!

So Pretty...Out


KellyMellyBoBellyBananaFanna said...

this cracked me up!

it's definitely a destiny, justin.


Christa said...

ur lyk super kool and lyk yea.

(How was that? Not good? Fien. I give up.)

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Christa, it turned my stomach with its misspellings and bad grammar. So, I'd say...PERFECT!!!

A human kind of human said...

This is from an old, straight female but it is true. "Oh Justin, Ur so cool, ur hot!"

Feeling better now? (lol)

Argent said...

Aw, like I even have to say it! I'm still reading, ain't I? Other blogs have come and gone from my reading list but yours is here to stay and that, my cooool friend, is the highest praise a feckless attention-span-of-a-goldfish type like me can give out.

Viewtiful_Justin said...

LOL thanks, all!