They can discontinue my favorite flavor of yogurt. They can cancel my favorite TV show. They can stop stocking that wine I love. But you...YOU! You don't fuck with my hair product! Discontinuing a gay man's hair product is a cardinal sin punishable by switching brand loyalty in an instant. You haven't seen fickle before today! If this other stuff is even remotely bad, I'm outta here!
Hair Filled with Trepidation, which provides no hold...