Tuesday, March 30, 2010

What Can Brown Do For You?

Why does the UPS guy always show up when I'm naked? Seriously...

And why is my boyfriend getting strange packages that I have no idea about? And why didn't he respond to my text about it?

This morning is full of mysteries! Oooh boy! I'ma put on my brown houndstooth detective cap with the flaps and put my pipe in my mouth, grab my magnifying glass, and search for clues!

It's getting closer to my birthday, so I won't be opening that package. Who knows what's in it. The last time a strange package showed up at our door it was a Frank N. Furter costume. This time? Who knows!

Let me tell you. I'm a little spastic this morning for no good reason. I thought I'd already blogged, and then I realized I hadn't. And it's not even 10! What's the deal? I haven't had this kind of energy since...well, before I was fired, that's for sure.

AND!!!!

It's gonna be 70 this week. 75!!! Maybe it won't snow on my birthday (Apr. 11) for once! The last 2 years, it has snowed. Bitches. But hey...it's supposed to be 65 today. Maybe I'll go ride my bike. It sure would help me get rid of this spastic energy. BAH!!!!!!

Out

7 comments:

David said...

Dang. Wish the UPS guy would show up when I'm naked...

Bryan Ochalla said...

So, who wore that Frank N. Furter costume you mentioned?!?

Viewtiful_Justin said...

LOL Both of you!

David, I had to quickly throw on pants and a tank top to go with my bed head...it happens all the time!

And Bryan, the costume was for Robb, but certain parts of him didn't fit into certain parts of the costume (TMI TMI TMI), so...I tried it on. It fit poorly on me for the same reasons...and now it's in the closet awaiting someone braver than either of us.

Argent said...

I think delivery guys have some kind of special detection device that tells them when a recipient is nekkid/in the bath/asleep/on the loo/up a ladder. Then they can just push a card thru the letterbox and walk away with the proud feeling of a job half done.

Argent said...

I think delivery guys have some kind of special detection device that tells them when a recipient is nekkid/in the bath/asleep/on the loo/up a ladder. Then they can just push a card thru the letterbox and walk away with the proud feeling of a job half done.

Argent said...

I think delivery guys have some kind of special detection device that tells them when a recipient is nekkid/in the bath/asleep/on the loo/up a ladder. Then they can just push a card thru the letterbox and walk away with the proud feeling of a job half done.

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Well, then. Well, then. Well, then.

:-P